{"fact":"Isaac Newton invented the cat flap. Newton was experimenting in a pitch-black room. Spithead, one of his cats, kept opening the door and wrecking his experiment. The cat flap kept both Newton and Spithead happy.","length":211}
{"fact":"There are up to 60 million feral cats in the United States alone.","length":65}
{"slip": { "id": 49, "advice": "A long walk alone with some time to think, can work wonders."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 204, "advice": "The best nights out are when people around you are simply having fun."}}
{"fact":"Cats spend nearly 1\/3 of their waking hours cleaning themselves.","length":64}
{"slip": { "id": 101, "advice": "Alway do anything for love, but don't do that."}}
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Neolasioptera cornicola is a species of gall midges, insects in the family Cecidomyiidae.
"}{"slip": { "id": 131, "advice": "YOLO"}}
{"fact":"Milk can give some cats diarrhea.","length":33}
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{"slip": { "id": 163, "advice": "Big things have small beginnings."}}