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{"slip": { "id": 149, "advice": "As things get closer to the light, the shadows get darker."}}

{"fact":"A cat's normal temperature varies around 101 degrees Fahrenheit.","length":64}

{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}

{"slip": { "id": 122, "advice": "You spend half your life asleep or in bed. It's worth spending money on a good mattress, decent pillows and a comfy duvet."}}

{"fact":"Neutering a male cat will, in almost all cases, stop him from spraying (territorial marking), fighting with other males (at least over females), as well as lengthen his life and improve its quality.","length":198}

{"fact":"A female cat will be pregnant for approximately 9 weeks or between 62 and 65 days from conception to delivery.","length":110}

{"fact":"Cats often overract to unexpected stimuli because of their extremely sensitive nervous system.","length":94}

{"slip": { "id": 139, "advice": "If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch."}}

{"slip": { "id": 4, "advice": "Cars are bad investments."}}

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