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The Bust of Charlemagne is a reliquary from around 1350 which contains the top part of Charlemagne's skull. The reliquary is part of the treasure kept in the Aachen Cathedral Treasury. Made in the Mosan region, long a centre of high-quality metalwork, the bust is a masterpiece both of late Gothic metalwork and of figural sculpture.
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Anatoly Grigoryevich Maistruk was a Soviet serial killer who murdered at least eight men of Central Asian descent in Irkutsk and Voronezh Oblasts in 1981, most of whom he beheaded. His motive was supposedly hatred since he had caught his girlfriend cheating on him with an Uzbekistani immigrant.
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